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The Contraceptive Call …A phone conversation between four friends


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Chioma,

I woke up feeling very cranky this Saturday morning. I should be on a vacation with Femi, my new boyfriend but my overanalyzing self will not let me. Would you blame me? Femi does not like to use condoms, so we use the withdrawal method. I really don’t know how long I can keep up with this method plus I am not ready to jeopardize my pending promotion for a baby yet..

 

(Phone Rings)

(Chioma, Osas)

OSAS

“Hi Chioma, I did something very stupid yesterday.”

CHIOMA

Good morning to you too…

 

OSAS

(Yells into phone)

Be serious now!

CHIOMA

Ok, what did you do?

OSAS

I had a one night stand… I think I had too much to drink

 

CHIOMA

Well, that’s very much like you Osas

OSAS

(exasperated)

Can you be serious please, what if I get pregnant? Do you know anything I can use

 

CHIOMA

Well if I did I won’t be feeling so miserable on a Saturday morning

 

 

(Phone rings)

(Osas, Bisi)

OSAS

(irritated)

“Never mind, Bisi is calling, I am sure she will be able to help, thanks for nothing!

The Contraceptive Call ...A phone conversation between four friends

OSAS

(Gushs)

Hi Bisi, it is so good to hear your voice.

BISI

Please keep your compliments to yourself.

OSAS

Wetin I do?

 

BISI

You are asking me? When will you ever give advice that will pan out. The foolish condom you asked me to use with le boo slid away during action, I found it on the bed later on. (Sobbing).

OSAS

Please don’t cry on my head o, you are not the only one with problems.

 

BISI

Let me call Chioma…

 

Osas laughs and says “the same Chioma? She can’t help you.”

 

(Phone rings)

BISI

Why is this married girl calling me?

OSAS

Halima?

Bisi

Yes. I will call you back.

 

(Bisi, Halima)

 

HALIMA

Hi Bisi, how are you doing?

BISI

(Sighs)

Not good ooo.

HALIMA

Can you tell me about it later, I really need your help.

BISI

(Irritated)

Please can you be more selfish next time.

HALIMA

(Apologetic)

I am sorry now…

 

(Cuts in)

BISI

Please what do you need?

HALIMA

You know that my daily tablet, Levofem?

BISI

Yes?

HALIMA

I forgot to take it for 2days and I have been actively kpanshing for those days.

 

BISI

(Teasing)

You are supposed to or did your husband marry you for decoration?

 

HALIMA

Please leave story, can you help?

BISI

Nope, it is so awkward, we all seem to have different but similar problems.

 

HALIMA

Hmmm, I think we need to make the contraceptive call. Can you remember that big and modern pharmacy across our hangout spot?

BISI

Yes, Care Pharmacy.

HALIMA

Let’s all meet there in an hour (excited)

 

An hour later…

 

The Contraceptive Call ...A phone conversation between four friends

THE PHARMACY

BISI

(Whispering) please what can I take , I had unprotected sex yesterday. The pharmacist hands her POSTPILL.

 

PHARMACIST

POSTPILL contains one tablet and it is very effective for preventing pregnancy.

 

HALIMA

Erm Sir, I use the daily contraceptive ,levofem but I forgot to use it for 2 days and I was having sex with my husband during these days. Please what can I use?

 

PHARMACIST

You can also use POSTPILL. It prevents pregnancy within 1-5days but it is more effective when taken as soon as possible. But you should continue with your levofem the next day

 

OSAS

So sir, you are saying my friends and I can use POSTPILL in case of a sex emergency?

 

PHARMACIST

Yes, it is an emergency contraceptive, but remember that the sooner you take it after unprotected sex, the better the result.

 

IN UNISON

Thank you Sir…

The Contraceptive Call ...A phone conversation between four friends

POSTPILL is the emergency contraceptive that contains only one tablet. You can get it at any pharmacy or chemist shop at an affordable price of 200 naira.

#InCaseofEmergency , Use POSTPILL.

You no longer need to wait 12 hours to complete your dosage….

Visit here http://bit.ly/2Dev7jf to learn more about POSTPILL

 

 

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